The-Bone-Snatcher

Nero: DANTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dante lowers his porno magazine and watches as Nero storms in a towel around his waist his body dripping with water* Dante: What’s you’re problem? Nero: What’d you do!!! Dante: I didn’t do anything. Nero: You asshole! You put one of you’re stupid weapons in my bed again and when I laid down I got stabbed soo hard I think it almost touched my spine!!! *Dante raises his magazine while Trish and Lady burst out laughing* Dante: Kid do everyone a favor and take your bitching into the emo corner. *Trish and Lady burst out laughing even harder* Nero: I swear I’ll get you back

The Rules of NCIS Gibbs: #1- Never let suspects stay together. #1- Never Screw over your partner. #2- Always wear gloves at a crime scene. #3- Don't believe what you're told. Double check. #3- Never be unreachable. #4- The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best. #5- Don't throw away good. #6- Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness. #7- Always be specific when you lie. #8- Never take anything for granted. #9- Always carry a knife. #10- Never personally get involved in a case. #11- When a job is done, walk away. #12- Never date a coworker.